McMansion Oven Hates Southern Belles.... RUDE.

Everyone knows that a good southern belle should be able to bake and should always have fresh baked goods in the home. Well tonight we're hosting a prayer night at the McMansion to pray for Rockbridge this weekend and we're also having a little worship (I'm really excited about this time and about Rockbridge!!!) Anyways, in my attempts to be a good southern belle I decided to bake chocolate chip and funfetti cookies for tonight when people come over. AND THE STUPID OVEN DECIDED TO BURN MY COOKIES. ALL OF THEM. Just the bottom though, the tops are still raw essentially and bottoms are burnt to a crisp. And if there is one thing, no one should ever want to see, that would be an angry southern belle. HUMPH. Stupid oven. I don't like you either.